You might think that making a Jag Wears T-shirt is just about screen printing and stitching. Oh, how wrong you'd be! Crafting a Jag Wears tee is a sacred ritual that combines the very essence of Jacksonville with, well, a whole lot of laughs.

Step 1: The Duval Yell

First, our in-house artists sketch your tee's unique design while screaming "DUVAL!" after each stroke. Trust us, you can feel the attitude in every thread.

Step 2: St. Johns River Rinse

Before any ink touches the fabric, each shirt is gently rinsed in the St. Johns River. Why? To soak up the very soul of Duval, of course! (Don't worry, they're thoroughly cleaned afterward—just in case the river's feeling a bit moody that day.)

Step 3: Jaguars' Roar

Next, we take the rinsed shirts to a top-secret location where the Jacksonville Jaguars' mascot, Jaxson de Ville, gives them a "roaring" approval. It's like a knight being dubbed by the king, but fluffier.

Step 4: Comedy Screen Printing

The actual screen printing happens in a room filled with stand-up comedy blasting through the speakers. Laughter infuses the ink, ensuring that each shirt is as jovial as Jacksonville's spirit.

Step 5: Gold Chain Inspection

Before any tee leaves our workshop, it has to pass the "Gold Chain Inspection." We drape a gold chain over each shirt and if it doesn't instantly look 10 times cooler, it's back to the drawing board.

Step 6: Final "DUVAL!"

Finally, your tee is folded by a team who screams "DUVAL!" one last time, sealing in the magic, the humor, and the unbreakable spirit of Jacksonville.

So when you put on your Jag Wears T-shirt, remember: you're not just wearing a shirt; you're wearing a piece of Jacksonville, lovingly screamed into existence.